If you read the popular press, it sounds like everyone is doing it. Thanks to a pervert President, now everyone is aware of the vile practice of mouth to genital contact. It seems pretty obvious that if God had intended the two to come together, He would not have put them at opposite ends of our body. The excretory functions were put there as a warning: This is no place for your face!

The recent interest in oral sex is just another sign of our decaying morality. The idea is being spread across the Internet, so that no one knows how many people are trying it.

I’m not saying that oral sex leads to cannibalism, but the practices are so similar it leads one to wonder. Once you get a taste for flesh, what’s to stop you from wanting more? It’s like a gateway drug to perversion. Once you can stomach putting someone’s genitals in your mouth, what won’t you do?

I’ll tell you one thing. Fellators and cunnilinguists don’t go to heaven. Can you imagine standing before God and having to tell Him where your mouth has been? I can’t even imagine such a thing.