It is a well-known fact that homosexuals can not reproduce, so where will the next generation of future homosexuals come from? They have to make them, of course, through an aggressive campaign of recruiting. This takes place in our schools, in bars, and anywhere homosexuals can get access to the weak of mind.
It is easy to make homosexuality appealing. It is well-known that there are many times that women don’t want to have sex- during their monthlies, when they are not feeling well, when you are having a fight with them. Men, though, are pretty much ready to go all of the time, so in comparison, the gay lifestyle sounds like a 24 hour a day sex buffet.
According to Dr. Judith Reisman, who was a recent expert in Congressional testimony to Congress on the subject of porn addiction, if we don’t stop homosexuals now, it won’t be long before some 30 percent of the population is homosexual. That is of particular concern to me because this also affects women. When I go out to a bar, or a museum, to meet women, I sort of hope that the women I meet are going to be interested in me. If 30 percent have been converted to lesbians, and some fifty percent are married (a good estimate since we have a 50% divorce rate), that leaves less than 25 percent that are a possibility. Now add in how many of those are fat or ugly, and you can see there is a real problem here. We are talking about potential genocide when people like me can’t find a wife because they are all off with some dyke who won’t be able to give them children.
So, how do we solve this very serious problem? Sure, we can put homosexuals into reparative therapy programs, but I’m going to admit a dirty little secret here. Those programs have an appallingly low cure rate. Recidivism is through the roof. Sure, it works for a few, but I am proposing a cure that I think will work for most.
Remember when you got caught smoking that first cigarette? Your dad probably made you smoke the entire pack. Sure, one was cool, but how sick did you get after an entire pack?
Here is how we can apply the same methodology to homosexuals. Put them in prison. We all know what goes on in prisons. While a homosexual might enjoy man on man sex on his own terms, I don’t think he’ll like it so much when Bubba, Jim Jr., and Big Moe all take turns having their way with him. Being homosexual won’t look so glamorous and trendy then, and I’ll bet that when he gets out, he’ll go looking for a good woman to help him forget the nightmare of too much of what he thought was a good thing.